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The Wicked Wench, and Sacking the Town

Escaping the eerie grotto, the boats find themselves thrust through a blinding mist into the smoky middle of a battle. Pirates aboard their ship, "The Wicked Wench," are lobbing cannonballs across the lagoon at a spanish fort, which is returning fire. Caught in the middle between splashing cannonballs are the innocent guests aboard their boats, proceeding heedlessly through the melee. With each splash of each apparent errant cannonball, the water glows orange as the red hot projectile cools.

Of course, there are no real projectiles. Each cannonball splashdown is actually created by a flash of light mixed with an upward blast of air from under the water surface. This set is one of the most majestic large-scale scenes in the ride, but even so, it uses lighting and forced perspective to create the appearance of a much larger space. By creating a ship with top sails that are much smaller than they would be on a real ship (and, likewise, a fortress with smaller upper levels), the effect of a larger scale is created.

An audio loop from the Cap'n of the "Wicked Wench" demonstrates some of "X" Atencio's colorful pirate language. Click here to listen

Passing through the gates of the sacked town, guests see the first of a number of incredibly detailed scenes of mayhem. First, Carlos, the mayor of the town is seen being tortured by being dunked in the town well by a group of pirates asking for the location of the treasure. "I weel not talk!" he replies bravely in a Spanish accent, before being dunked yet again. A line of other town officials stand in a line, bound as prisoners, perhaps waiting their turn at being questioned.

The rare photo above shows the back of a prisoner and the dunking pirate, from near the gates of the Mayor's home, which has been battered open and ransacked. His proud wife occasionally peeks out of an upstairs window, admonishing her husband "Don't tell him, Carlos! Don't be chee-ken!" A pirate's pot shot at the window sill quickly causes the wife to duck back inside, but she'll peek out again before long...

Floating on, the next scene that guests come to is the ride's infamous "auction scene," in which drunken pirates are encouraged to bid on the local women, and a banner advises the men to "Take a Wench for a Bride!" In an interview with "E Ticket" Magazine, Imagineer Claude Coats recalls Walt's apprehension at the idea of the scene. "He came in one time and even said, 'This will be all right, won't it?' He was a little doubtful of auctioning off the girls. Was that quite 'Disney' or not?" Pirates will be pirates, though, so the scene was included... though some humor was added to the scene, to give it a comic lift. While the auctioneer (pictured, right) is trying to sell off one on the typical "stout-hearted and cornfed" women of the town, the bidders cry out for the "redhead," a flirtatious woman waiting in the wings for her turn to go to the highest bidder, with apparent delight.

An audio loop from the Auctioneer demonstrates more of "X" Atencio's great script and deft sense of humor. Click here to listen

Pictured at left is the "redhead," a "wench" who needs no cajoling to strut her wares for the randy pirates. This scene is one of the most complex, with Audio-Animatronic magic everywhere. The intricate "auctioneer" pirate moves and speaks with amazing realism, and the drunk bidders respond to him with merry glee. When one of them shoots his gun, props across the waterway respond as if hit by the shot, and Audio-Animatronic chickens and goats respond with alarm. And, of course, the dialogue pulls everything together...

The auctioneer: "Do I hear Six? Who'll make it six?
The drunken bidder: "Six it be... Six bottles of rum!"
The auctioneer: "I'm not spongin' for rum! It be gold I'm after..."

Drifting onward, we see that many of the women of the town didn't take kindly to being sold off, as many of them have apparently escaped, and are being chased through town by their pirate suitors. This scene (accomplished by placing the frozen "chasing" characters on rapidly spinning carousels) has since been removed, and now features pirates chasing after food. One infamous tableau from this scene featured a "pooped" pirate reminiscing about the "lively lassie" he wished to "hoist his colors" upon. Holding her slip as he prattles on, the innocent victim peers out from inside an oak barrel behind the pirate's back as he keeps boasting, unaware.

Judging this scene to be a bit too much in today's social climate, Disney changed the scene to feature the "pooped" pirate reminiscing about the culinary wonders of the town, as hunger seems to have taken the place of a lusty libdo in these pirates' minds.

As the boats drift further into the heart of the town, the pirates get more frantic and the mayhem gets more dangerous as the town is set ablaze. Meanwhile, the pirates have become too drunk to care, as they sing the theme song blissfully and go about their looting of the village, unaware of the threat that the flaming town has become...

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